Mr Die Hard

Minding my own beeswax met up with Noel and we bumped into Bruce Willis had some beer, chimichangas and a lotta laughs how coool!

£12bn quid!

Switched on the news last night to see yet another political nightmare unfolding, looks like we are lagging behind in the nuclear arms race, so we are going to waste £12bn quid on new submarines that can deploy these weapons at sea.

You should get your priorities right Brown and Blair and spend the money where it is needed, healthcare, education - things that really matter!

I have a suggestion for your next war - put down your guns, hire a few thousand trigger happy 14 year olds and have an international lan party playing BF2, the stakes are simple, you supply the pizzas,coke and a few bitches and you'll get the oil, democracy and £11.9bn saved!

A Bright Idea

Jeez, It's too hot to do anything. I watched an interesting program last night on C4 - "The Play's The Thing" I was absolutely gutted to find out about this - as I have written an idea for a play and would have liked to seen it on broadway!!!

Oh well - maybe next year!

Fell into a massive bramble bush with thorns and nettles at the weekend so i'm covered head to toe in scratches and bumps! It was not a nice feeling - did remind me of an incident when I was about 10 and I feel off a giant rope swing into some nettles... that was a similar not nice feeling!