Money for Nothing

So I finally aspired to my life long dream of being able to play Dire Straits - Money for Nothing. Today I am told that I have been given the shove by my new employers.

The irony is that I might be moving Microwave ovens, refridgerators and colour tv`s now for a living.

I'm so frakking pissed off - well and truly shafted!

Devil Deliveries

I seem to be experiencing a few problems with deliveries recently - firstly some flowers for valentines day did not arrive at their destination due to a mechanical failure on the van!

They wanted to deliver them again on the 15th - where is the point in that, the day is over - and i'm the one that has to mop up those tears!

Then I had to deliver some work to a client - when I got there, there was no one around to receive the package so I had to post it through the door - when I got to work there was a ranting email asking where the frak was the package, oh my dayz not again, apparently the client had not looked for it - instead decided to rant on email about the tightness of the deadline to all involved - great thanks!

Finally, today I was having a package to be redelivered from the day before - I was told it would come with the mail, which normally arrives at 8:40 - I waited till gone 10 and it still hadn't arrived!

Argggh!!!

Fiddle my banjo!

Same usual day at the office, same unusual journey on the train home!

You know those really irritating young boys on the tube who play accordians - the same tune over and over, thank Ken for the fiddle man and his banjo playing friend!

Tonight we were blessed with three tunes, a jig, a barn dance and an Irish folk song!

Bliss!

Emma is due back from Atlanta tomorrow cannot wait to see her - good times ahead, good times ahead!

Yeah baby yeah!

I'm back in business got a new blogging device T-mobile didn't want me to leave them so they gave me a free pocket pc and half price line rental. Oh my days this is damn good can even use msn on the train!

Ill never be out of chars again as I now have pocket word at my disposal as well as an array of neat tools - like wi-fi!

I haven't read the instructions yet but this is one hell of a phone and has a built in qwerty keyboard!

I feel so at home being able to blog wirelessly anywhere again, yeah baby yeah!

Out of Chars!

I have been trying to keep my mind occupied by writing my new book - I'm going for a feature length book - which has comedy in it - drama and romance of course!

My Blackberry has been my writing friend, until I was halfway through Chapter Three when I received a message Out of Characters - Field Full GDI - my creative flow was interferred with!

It would appear that I am only allowed a limited number of Characters (Chars) per memo - which is GAY! with a capital G!

So now Chapter 3 is split over memos! - I may have to invest in a PDA or something - I sold one recently for a PSP, now I need it back again!

I hear you - "Why Can't he just use pen and paper" answer: 1. I'll no doubt loose it for a few years - beating myself up about it, like what happened to my next poetry book which is to be released later this year, thank you Emsy for finding it! 2. My writing is terrible, it was once said that it is like a spider that has a pen attached to each of its legs / arms whatever you want to call them... and is writing simultaneously with all of them! 3. Doesn't have an automatic spell checking facility!

What a quandary!

Bored!

Emma my love Queen is in Atlanta at the moment - training with her new team! One whole week of luxury accomodation. I'm feeling a bit lost without her at the moment, the house feels so empty - I know I have Cookie and Muffin to keep me company and Geoffry and George, however they don't talk to me - It's driving me insane!!!

I suppose that's what real love is, when one goes away for an extended period of time, the other is left wondering what that person is doing. It's true - you really don't know what you have got till it's gone!

Missing you Emsy!!!