On the bus this evening, meandering slowly past Hyde Park corner, when I noticed two very strange men. They were leaping like frogs on the pavement in single file... not leaping over each other... buy merrily leaping along... dressed in running gear. Not quite sure why! Didnt have chance to ask!
Got to Victoria and just missed the 19:17 train home, so I had to get on the 19:36 to Brighton, which normally involves a change of trains along the line. In my carriage was a girl, dressed up as a red indian. This girl had two white poker dots on her cheeks, and was wearing a vivid looking outfit!
Two drunken men then got on the train and sat in the same carriage, and began to poke fun at her outfit. They asked her why she had tipex marks on her cheeks, and why she ressembled a red indian! She replied that this is her normal style, the men replied cool!
One of the two men just got off the phone, F*** he shouted at the top of his voice, the other guy asked whats up, he then started F'ing that he had just got the sack. Reason being that he took a day off work in 4 weeks, and his mate wanted to listen.
During this time, about 4 people got out of the carriage and moved down the train to get away from them. To which the men shouted, see you later you smelly b*****ds, didnt want to talk to you anyways.
We then found out that they guy who had got the sack, had been rude to his boss the other week, calling him a flid! No wonder eh!
They then walked off to go to the toilet, when they came out, we could hear them bellowing out, "where were we F***ing sitting" - "this way" one of the men shouted, and off they went to the next carriage!
Thank godness for that... I had a headache after staying late at work messing around with some sodding logos, just finished them now - lets hope that it all goes well in the morning!
Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat!
